What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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I lost my tractor.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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being sober in a bar fight

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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I hate blackniggers

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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