Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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belly button

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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