what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Anti Joke

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