Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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american idol

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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