roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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