A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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your life

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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