Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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