Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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