Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Banana(s)

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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