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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What is older than history?

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dry handjob

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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