If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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I like poop in my butt

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your face is kinda funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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