What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Your Mother

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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