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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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I was born.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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