Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Adele walks into the stables

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