- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

whats worse than school? Summer school

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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