How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Women.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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