There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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everybody loves raymond

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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