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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Women's rights

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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