find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Hey, Max!!

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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