What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Guest what in the butt

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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