What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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