Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Smelly Indians.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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