Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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YES! EXACTLY!

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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