luke moore cant pull it back

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Alt F4

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School

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Anti Joke

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