A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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women's rights

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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