A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Obama being reelected.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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