knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Anti Joke

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