What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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Not a joke.

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