Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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