Atheism

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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your mom is so fat.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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