What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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