- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Hitler is my role model

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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