Womens Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I saw a poor man named rich

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

thumb_up thumb_down +82

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops