I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A Banana wrote this...

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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can you pass the soap?

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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