I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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0 + 0 = 0

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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God is real.

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