Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

No.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Nickelback.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Anti Joke

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