- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

Your mom is so fat...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Maturity is a virtue.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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