A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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