Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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