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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How's the weather? Good.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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