Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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