How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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I am quite mature.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Boner

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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