Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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PUDDING

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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guess what what ...

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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