Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Cancer.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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this is a joke

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