How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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