Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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