whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Cliterus

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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