Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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