Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Anti Joke

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