Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Justin Beiber

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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