Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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whats forever alone me

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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