Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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The game!

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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I said I hate niiggers

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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