Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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