Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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