When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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