Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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theres a fat guy

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you will die someday

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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