What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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