Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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