- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

I'm Spartacus

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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