Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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The Pope

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Woman's Rights

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Anti Joke

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