- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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