Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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miley cyrus

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Knock knock What

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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