There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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PICKLES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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