Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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