all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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