What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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