- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

It's all Taggart

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

George Bush.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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