Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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