A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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If youre African, why are you white?

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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my shift key is broken1

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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don't look behind you

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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