Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Skrillex.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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