Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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