Barack Obama.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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