How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Anti Joke

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