Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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i like tits

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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The game.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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