Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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