charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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ure mama's so fat

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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I can't see my forehead

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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