Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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