Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Guess what? The Game.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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