What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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