Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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im black

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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