I have a horse.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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No!

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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A seal walks into a club.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What is worse than hell?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

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