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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Are you a human?

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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