What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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