Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Nothing yet CC

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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YOU

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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