What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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