why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Yo mama so fat.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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redtube

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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