What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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asian, do math

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Wenis Penis

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Yeah right loser!

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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