why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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