SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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