whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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