I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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TIMMY

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Dead babies.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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That's not what she said.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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