A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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no

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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